TONY SEES

^^^ THIS IS TONY

TONY CAN ONLY SEE YOU WHEN WHEN YOU ARE ASLEEP. DO NOT SLEEP. STAY AWAKE. OR HE WILL SEE YOU. DO NOT ASTRAL PROJECT EITHER.

TESTIMONIALS

DON'T FIGHT YOUR DEMONS. JOIN THEM.

TONY HAS NICE TEETH.

TONY SMELLS BETTER WHEN HE IS ASLEEP.

TONY HAS SEEN HELL. TONY *KNOWS* HELL. TONY KNOWS WHERE HELL IS, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, THE PEOPLE RUNNING IT.

TONY IS THE FIGURE I SEE CRAWLING ON MY CEILING WHEN I LOOK INTO THE MIRROR.

TONY IS THE REASON WHY BABIES CRY WHEN THEY ARE BORN.

TONY IS MILLIONS OF YEARS OLD. TONY IS OLDER THAN TIME ITSELF. TONY INVENTED TIME.

GOD DID NOT CREATE TONY.

TONY KNOWS ABOUT THE SECRET IN THE MOUNTAINS OF AFGHANISTAN.

TONY IS THE REASON WHY SOME PEOPLE CHOSE TO BE CREMATED.

CHOOSE* FUCK

TONY IS SPEAKING THROUGH ME.

TONY SPEAKS THROUGH ME

TONY IS NOT A HUMAN.

TONY LIKES ANIMALS WITH SOFT TOES.

I LIKE ANIMALS WITH SOFT TOES.

I AM TONY.

TONY IS WATCHING US.

TONY SEES ALL.

LUCIFER REMINDS TONY OF HIMSELF.

TONY EATS COLORS FOR BREAKFAST.

TONY KNOWS THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS.

TONY IS THE PUPPETEER OF OUR REFLECTIONS

THE WHORE OF BABYLON.

TONY MADE THE BUGS.

TONY SELLS RUGS.

WILL TONY SAVES US WHEN THE RAPTURE COMES?

YES, I *AM* LISTENING TO PUMPED UP KICKS, TONY.

SPOOKY HALLOWEEN MOVIES THAT'LL MAKE THE FEDS READING THIS GO LIKE "HUH YEAH THAT'S A GOOD IDEA, I SHOULD WATCH THAT MOVIE WITH MY KIDS TONIGHT".

TORRENTING MOVIES EVEN THOUGH THE FBI IS LITERALLY MONITORING MY SEARCH HISTORY BECAUSE I'M THAT COOL.

LUKE 12:2

LUKE 12:2

LUKE 12:2

LUKE 12:2

REJOICE; FOR TONY HAS BLESSED US BY UNBLOCKING THE SITES.

FUCK OFF TONY.

TONY, DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU.

DONATE YOUR FORESKINS FOR SATAN.

WHERE CAN I BUY A FORESKIN PARACHUTE?

TONY BONES

TONY CREATED HIMSELF.

TONY FUCKS FOR POWER, NOT PLEASURE.

TONY SLEEPS NAKED ON A BED OF BUGS

TONY ONLY SLEEPS WHEN HE FEELS LIKE HIS SKIN STOPS RESTRAINING HIM

TONY IS THOUSANDS OF MICE

TONY IS HERE. HIDE.

TONY CAN SEE YOUR FEET. PUT THEM AWAY.

ALL FOUR OF THEM